Please enjoy this ridiculous medley by these ridiculously skilled musicians.

“Well, I couldn’t stand his nonsense, so aheld of him I took/

and I gave him sich a batin’ as he’d get in Donneybrook!

He hollered me the murther, and to get away did try,

and swore he’d nivver write again, ‘No Irish need apply.’

He made a big apology, and I bid him then goodbye,

sayin’ ‘When nixt you want a batin’, write No Irish need apply.’

Well, some may think it a misfortune to be christened Patrick Dan,

but to me it is an honor to be born an Irishman.”

ibid