The Desolation of Smaug, the Movie: A Review. Sort Of.

I just finished watching this with my kids, and I … I just …

Why is all this stuff happening?

I mean … I just …

We are just so far off script here. I don’t even know at this point whether Bard is going to kill Smaug or what … or whether we are going to see an elf-dwarf marriage …. or why Gandalf is such a moron … and there are so many brand-new plot holes that I just …

Wow.

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