Student: Is there anyone in this world who has never sinned?

Me: Jesus.

Student: Anyone alive today?

Me: Nope. We are all really sinful. People will let you down, it’s very sad.

Student: When I grow up, I’m gonna try to never sin.

Me: Well, of course we should try not to–

Student: When I grow up, I’m gonna never sin by yelling a lot.