I tell you the truth, no one who has left home or brothers or sisters or mother or father or children or fields for me and the gospel will fail to receive a hundred times as much in this present age: homes, brothers, sisters, mothers, children and fields — and with them, persecutions.
Mark 10: 29 – 30
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“Persecutions” being the punchline. I wonder if Jesus did have a sense of humor and kept his followers in stitches at times.
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I think so. Another example is “Don’t let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.” That’s funny (especially if delivered with gestures), but it’s become so iconic that we miss it.
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